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Serve Ice Cold: There'll be trouble in Hell when this gets delivered! © 2012 by etva
Since joining Newsvine, I've been keeping a "Quote Board" of comments from Viners. Here are a few more of my favorites in no particular order.
WARNING: Do not consume food or beverages while reading!
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I'm campaigning for a Tyler/Sally ticket -- have them moderate the SNOT out of Congress :) Belle
Someone quick, look at the moon. Is a cow jumping over it? CertifiedSpecialist
With you as his counselor, Satan's success seems to be virtually guaranteed. Antaeus
It's an article, NOT a seed, and it has nothing at all to do with Herman. Go forth and be relevant somewhere else! Neale Osborne
Scotch-- burnt rubber in a bottle... Dowser
Please don't criticize the coffee at Jay's Diner. Some day you may be old and weak yourself. Enoch
Well ah mus confess...ah chewed it once but ah NEVER swallowed. Time Lord
Ben Stein has a deadpan delivery because you have to have more than two neurons firing simultaneously to elicit emotion. Kearney Outlaw
A statement in and of itself which automatically removes you from performing the task of thinking logically. Anon
You mean they only lie when their lips move??? Neale Osborn
They lie like a rug. Government at its finest. Enoch
If you want diplomatic immunity, I think we can find a vaccine... Belle
A wonderful welter of disinformation tied to bombastic propaganda rolled in a nut shell and tied with a sexy ribbon of foderall. Vlad’s Dog
Pull up yer big boy or girl panties and realize if it's not yer cup o' tea, then don't ask for a frigging cup in the first place! Augur Well
You were close, but that only counts in hand grenades and horseshoes. Kavika
I think swords or shotguns are pretty good home defense systems, but I prefer flame throwers for pure scare value. joeiraqi
It only feels like it hurts. GrumpinNM
Basically, "Morality" is the term we use to describe our innate ability to live together, tolerate each other, and function in groups for the purpose of our mutual survival without eating each other. Daniel A. Hallo
Insanity is a world view based on the duality of "I know I'm right" because "I'm afraid of what will happen if I'm wrong." Etva
I've always thought that childishness and insanity were kissin' cousins. HollyKL
I call that willful ignorance. It is very different than being undereducated or without sufficient intelligence. It is a closed mind guarding the ideas of a shallow minded person. Voter 9
I think you all worry too much about this 'climate change' thingy...If things get really bad, we can lower the temperature instantly - just by switching from Fahrenheit to Celsius. Physicist Retired
There are no successful catch share stories, unless you're an investor. mary beth de poutiloff
Double Entendre's will henceforth be known as single entendres until the financial markets rebound and stabilize. Enoch
The problem in killing military R&D programs is that military contractors have learned to have different components made in as many different states as possible. That way, every congressman will squeal like a stuck pig if anyone tries to kill the project. FLYNAVY1
So you know--everyone knows--that ships don't have "propellers". They have screws. The Fox--like most ships of her displacement, had two screws. Frigates, on the other hand, were unusual in that they had only one screw. Thus the tee-shirts often seen worn by frigate sailors, "Frigate Sailors do it with one good screw." Kearney Outlaw
We didn't 't get so many snipers....mostly IEDs. Not quite as "personal." Sniper bullet has your name on it. IED says, "To whom it may concern." Mike-1499840
Oooh! Oooh! I found a zombie turtle in the park this morning. It made me think of you, etva! :) HollyKl
Everything on the History Channel is by definition a repeat. Enoch
To die, we must live, but to live someone must copulate! Chelli
May the Bluebird of Happiness fly up your nose, (it reaches the brain more quickly that way.) Dowser
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ETVA's Favorite Vine Quotes (First Edition)
